One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his Boots. The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?"

Billy-Bob replies "Well, Sheriff, me and Mary Lou was down on the farm and we started a-cuddlin.' Mary Lou said we should go in the barn and we did.

Inside the barn we stated a kissing and a-cuddlin' some more and things got pretty hot and heavy. Well, then Mary Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. So, I took off all my clothes except my boots.

Then Mary Lou lay herself on the hay and said 'Okay Billy-Bob, let's go to town!'...

I guess I'm the first one here."