A man, while driving through pouring rain, swerves to avoid hitting a cow, loses control and runs off the road into a ditch. Shaken but unhurt, he hurries down the country road to the dairy farm he had just passed and knocks on the owner's door. It opens slightly as he knocks, but no one comes to the door for a full five minutes of progressively louder knocks, and eventually, he hollered anybody home. Frustrated, he pokes his head in the door. He immediately pulls it back out and hurries back down to the road, walks another half mile to the next farm, and knocks on their door. It is immediately answered by a kind gentleman who invites him in, lets him use the phone to call a tow truck, and gives him dry clothes to wear while the gentleman's wife puts his original, soaking wet clothes in the dryer. Over coffee, while waiting for the tow truck to arrive, the man shares his story with the couple, telling them about the strange spectacle that had been behind the door at the dairy farm.

"There was a man and a woman sitting naked on a couch, facing each other. She was yanking on her nipples and gesturing toward the back of the house, and he was pouring a cup of water on his head while he masturbated!"

The gentleman and his wife laughed, then the gentleman informed him, "The reason they didn't hear you knocking or hollering is that they are both stone deaf. As for what happened on the couch," he said with a chuckle, "She was telling him ' Go milk the cows.' and he replied ' Fuck you, it's raining!”