At Michigan it takes two. One to change the bulb and one more to brag how they did it every bit as well as any Ivy League School.

At Michigan State it takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred ninety-nine to riot and set it on fire.

At Ball State it takes ten, one to change the bulb and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the big entertainment of the evening.

At Bowling Green it takes zero as well. They are all too drunk from the night before to care whether or not the lights are on.

At U.Cincinnati it takes four. One to change the bulb, one to steal the new bulb from the store, one as alook out, and one to drive the getaway car. &! gt;

At U.Dayton . it takes eight. One to screw it in and seven to throw a party over it.

At Case Western it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and the other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has to be changed again.

At Ohio State it takes two, one to screw it in and one to time it to make sure they did it faster than Michigan.

At Miami it takes zero, they have mommyand daddy pay someone to do it for them.

At Kent State it takes zero, they can't afford lightbulbs in the first place, and if they did happen to get one, nobody would be able to read the instructions.

At Ohio U. it takes five, one to bring the weed and four to smoke it while they all imagine they screwed it in.

At Wright State it takes just one. And that gay guy would probably buy a pretty flowered lampshade to put over it.