POEM # 1
Roses are red,
Pickles are green.
I love your legs
And what is between

POEM # 2
I like your style
I like your class
But most of all
I like your ass

POEM # 3
I am a cool girl, in a cool town
It takes a real mother fucker to put me down.
Kissing is a sport,
Fucking is a game.
Guys get all the pleasure.
Girls get all the pain.

POEM # 4
The guy says I love you,
And you believe it is true.
9 months later,
He says the hell with you.
The baby is a bastard.
The mother is a whore.
All this would not have happened,
If the rubber would not have torn.

POEM # 5
Sex is when a guys communication,
Enters a girls information,
To increase the population,
For a younger generation.
Do you get the information...
Or do you need a demonstration?

POEM # 6
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
Oh baby I get horny.
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me.
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly!
If you kiss me,
Don’t be sassy,
Use your tongue
And make it nasty!!!!