ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE Penis breath, a lover's dread,
Is what you get when you give head.
Unpleasant as it tends to be,
Be grateful that he doesn't pee.
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly.
But it's too late, can't be a tease,
Accept the facts, get on your knees.
You know you've got a job to do,
So open wide and shove it through.
Lick the tip then take it all,
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl.
Slide up and down, use your tongue,
And feel the pre-cum start to run.
So when the fuck's he gonna cum?
Just when you can't take any more,
You hear your lover's mighty roar,
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat.
Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff.
Okay, already that's enough.
Let's switch you say, before you gag.
And what’s your revenge, you’re on the rag.