SOUTHERN PHRASES THAT WILL HELP YOU FIT IN IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH

• "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
• "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
• "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
• "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'"
• "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."
• "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
• "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."
• "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."
• "He's as country as corn flakes."
• "This is gooder'n grits."
• "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
• "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."