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Da Orcy Lexica.. Luxico... err.. Dikshunar.. err da wordz, awrright!! Dem 'umies is so stoopid dat da Orks gotta learn 'em how ta speak right!  So, here's da wurdz: Boyz, Ladz - da orcs! WAAAGGHHH!! Grots, Grotz - da weedy gobbos Snotz - da even weedier snotlings 'Umies, 'Oomies - men Fems, Gurlz - da weedy femalez. Real orcs got none. Skinnies - da panzy elves. We hate 'em cuz dey fight like fems an dey dress funny. Stunties - da 'ard dwarves. We say we hates 'em but really we luv scrappin' wit dem cause dwarves is 'ard like orcs. 'ard - (hard)tuff & ruff, like an orc Ded 'ard!(exclamation point required) - real real tuff & ruff, like an 'ard orc! Loonygrotz - da night gobbos Choppa - good fer hittin stunties & skinnies wit Stikka - spearz, good fer skewerin' bucket'eads wit. Bucket'eads - silly 'Umies an Skinnies wearin tin cans on Horses Arrer - good fer stikkin da enemy fum a long way off. Weerdboyz - da shamans "Gork 'an Mork!!" - wot an orc sayz wen 'es surprized. See also: "Gaahhh!", "WOT?!?" & "Zoggin' 'ell!" WAAAAGGHHH!!! - da last ting you hear before da orcs get dere. -Warboss Gnarkbag