Brad: Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine
Paul "Yeah, that's because you don't have any fucking friends"
Brad: I'm leaving my life in your hands
Paul making the noise of a heart monitor "Beeeeeeeeep"
Brad gives Paul daggers.
Paul: People say I'm crazy and that I am blind
Brad "You got that right"
Paul: Risking it all in a glance
Brad "If you're blind how can you know what you're glancing at?"
Paul "Just sing the fucking song ok"
Brad (mimicking) "Just sing the song"
Paul glares at him and gives him the finger.
Brad "And how you got me blind is still a mystery
Paul "Hit you in the fucking face with a brick"
Brad: I can't get you out of my head
Paul "Who?"
Brad "You know who?"
Paul "Isn't that illegal?"
Brad "Do you want a fat lip?"
Paul: Don't care what is written in your history
Brad "And it's a long one"
Paul "355 pages apparently"
Both: As long as you're here with me
Chorus:
Paul: I don't care who you are
Brad "Well that's obvious"
(Paul looks miffed)
Brad: Where you're from
Paul (grinning) "Psycho Mafia families even?"
(Brad pouts)
Paul: What you did
Brad (smiling) "Fucked Greg"
Both: (looking annoyed) As long as you love me
Brad: Who you are
Paul (cheerily) "Psychotic"
(Brad gives Paul a shove)
Paul: Where you're from
Brad "Fluffy LaBelle's Massage Parlor"
(Paul shoves Brad back)
Brad: Don't care what you did
Paul (beaming) "Fucked Andy"
Both: As long as you love me
Paul: Every little thing that you have said and done
Brad "Yes, yes give me more oh god yes"
(Paul looks at Brad and shakes his head)
Brad "You know its true"
Paul: Feels like it's deep within me
Brad "Not touching that"
Paul "You're a dead shit"
Brad: Doesn't really matter if you're on the run
Paul "Well that's obvious, although it's usually us who's on the run"
Brad: It seems like we're meant to be
Paul "Its just lust, you can get it over with in a broom cupboard in a couple of minutes"
Chorus
Paul: I don't care who you are
Brad "He'd fuck a goat"
Paul "Why don't you just shut the fuck up hey?"
Brad: Where you're from
Paul "I've seen him loitering around schools"
Brad "You can't say that"
Paul: What you did
Brad "Fucked Greg again"
(Paul glares at Brad)
Both: As long as you love me
Brad: Who you are
Paul (smiling)"A nutbar"
Brad "You're just being spiteful now"
Paul: Where you're from
Brad "Texas State Penitentiary"
Paul "Oh and that's not spiteful?"
Brad: Don't care what you did
Paul "Fucked Will"
(Brad clips Paul over the head, Paul kicks Brad in the shin)
Both: (rubbing their sore bits) As long as you love me
Paul: I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
Brad "Hardly"
Paul: (looking slightly annoyed) But I guess it shows
Brad "Like a pickle"
Paul: (Through clenched teeth) When you look into my eyes
Paul "See EYES Bradley, nothing rude"
Brad: What you did and where you're comin' from
Paul "The local fucking women's prison"
Brad "You just can't let go can you?"
Both: (giving each other the finger) I don't care, as long as you love me, baby.
Chorus
Paul: I don't care who you are
Brad "Man, woman, she male…"
Paul "Fuck you"
Brad "See, told you"
Paul "SING"
Brad: Where you're from
Paul "Tasmania even"
Brad "Hey?"
Paul "Its like the South but without regrets"
Brad "Ahh"
Paul: What you did
Brad "Still fucking Greg"
Paul "She's been faithful for a week"
Both: (trying not to laugh) As long as you love me
Brad: Who you are
Paul "Schizophrenic"
Brad "I like all three of her personalities"
Paul: Where you're from
Brad "A dairy farm"
Paul "Come here Daisy…"
Brad: (sniggering) Don't care what you did
Paul "Fucked Danny"
Brad (shoves Paul out of the way)
Both: (laughing) As long as you love me
Paul: Who you are
Brad "Michael Jackson"
Paul "Hey?"
Brad (shrugs)
Paul "Get help"
Brad" Where you're from
Paul "Cleveland"
Brad "That's just cruel"
Paul: What you did
Both "FUCKED GREG"
Both: (laughing) As long as you love me
Paul "That was terrible"
Brad "I think we make great Backstreet Boys"
Paul "Yeah, I'll be the good looking one with the girlie voice and you can be the gangly, goofy one who only the really weird girls like"
Brad "We're never working together again"
Paul "But it'd be so cool!"