Yes, that's right, we've branched out into the realm of real fiction. Still probably rated PG-13/R-ish
for language, adult themes, and occasional violence. This time we can say "we own everything"
(or at least we're hiding the things we steal better...) so we're not making any apologies.

(in progress)   Everything and More by Harriet & Annabelle
The brainchild of Harriet and Annabelle, Everything and More was spurned by an insane conversation on the bus one day and Harriet's never ending ideas hub. Its about three old school friends and how their lives haven't turned out exactly as they would have liked. If you like the Fondue then you'll like this rollercoaster of slapstick, sex and sheep explosions.

A Long Way Back by Harriet
A humerous short story about a couple of friends who get lost while driving through the outback.

The Secret of St Raymond's by Harriet
A short story written for a young audience. Scarily enough my writing tutor has encouraged me to consider seriously writing for children.

The Box by Harriet
A very short story about the delivery of a mysterious box.

A Clown Without Make-Up by Harriet
Based on the character of Ross (and swapping the name Kirsty with Gina) this is a little look inside his mind before a gig.

Cleanliness is Next to Godliness by Harriet
An article that I was actually paid for. Based on my cleaning fixation and an over-exaggeration of other people's living quatres.

As Long as You Love Me by Harriet
An unused song parody of the Backstreet Boys song with Brad and Paul hamming it up.

Hallelujah by Harriet
A previously unseen chapter of the Fondue. Be warned, it's depressing.

(in progress)   Anyone Perfect Must Be Lying by Harriet and Gnome
Welcome to the world of Joaquin, an artist/graphic designer, and Adele, a writer/publisher. As individuals they’re pretty screwed up; Jo has fled to Australia to escape her mad hippie parents while Adele is intensely jaded after a series of bad relationships. Together they’re a disaster just waiting to happen, especially when they get involved in each other’s love lives.

(in progress)   Every Night with Eastman by Harriet
One woman's humerous journey for happiness that ends up seeing her find job satisfaction, a lover and herself.

 

Gnome’s How to Find Chapters advice ‘cause she’s too lazy to do the 4,726 links to each chapter:
Click on the link to the story you want…at the end of the address there should be a letter and the number 1, such as f1.htm. (With the exception of Mochrie’s 11, the first chapter of which is labeled 0 because Gnome managed to screw things up.) Simply change the 1 to whatever chapter you want, such as f19.htm. Also, our home page, which shares our latest updates, has links to the most recently added chapters. Hope that helps.

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