Ahh, Don Juan!! The original romantic... So reknown that he even has a rock formation named after him (Donny Rock,in the Fremont Canyon area).
You may see Don sailing his Hobie...
"I bought a little hobie, man. You oughta come on up and sail it with me. Bring your kids, bring your wife. They'd love it! I dunno, man... I just got in to it. Really like it. Pretty fast. You should feel the wind push the thing. Awesome."
You may see Don climbing...
"Yeahso, went up with Pat just... Oh, my gosh, was it that long ago?! Hey, it's been a long time! Gosh, that was last year... and you redpointed "Neon Tabby" the year before that... Wow, I didn't know how long it'd been. Go figure..."
You may see Don practicing intrapersonal relationships...
"Hey, man, did I tellya I bought an assault rifle? Pretty cool. Nahh, I haven't shot it yet. I need to take it out to Kingdom Come or somewhere close by. Hey, did I tellya what my boss said? That I need to work on my "intrapersonal relationships?" I couldn't believe they'd say that to me... to ME! Can you believe it? What'd I say? Well, I was real cordial and civil, and I told my boss "Whaddaya mean that I need to work on my intrapersonal relationships?? Jeez, I just bought an assault rifle!!" Aw, man, you shoulda seen their faces, they thought I was goin' nuts!!" [Manic laughter]
You may see Don eating a meat sandwich...
"Yeah, well what happened when me and Pat were working on that route was I got hypoglycemic, and I just about passed out. So I was telling him 'Ohh, man, I need a meat sandwich' and that's why the route is called Meat Sandwich. I mean, what's so strange about that? Pat and Deb have that route at the Dome they called Yogwich, so why not?..."
You may see Don charming the pants right off of somebody's... uh... (never mind)...
"Uh, yeah, I've got a girlfriend. Same one I've had since the last time you talked to me..."
But then again, you may not see Don. He's awfully difficult to find, believe me.
If you happen to catch up with him, tell him I need someone to miss a clip, go for the next bolt, miss that clip too, then melt off and take a forty-footer... to test my rope.
Again.
"Oh, man! Thanks for catchin' me, Man!! Oh, my God, I thought I was gonna die! Sorry 'bout your rope, man..."
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