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7.12.04 Juicy
Guys guys guys! We're not dead! No way Jose! Sorry I can't put the proper accented "e" on Jose, but I'm horrendous with the art of HTML. But the main thing is we're not dead. Quite the contrary, we are setting August 26th Two Thousand and Rubber Duckin' Four for RECORDING! THAT'S RIGHT! All you loyal fans can actually listen to Go Ross Go in your smelly ass cars, or the comfort of your smelly ass home or anywhere that has a compact disc player. I'm really really excited. It's all your favorite tunes plus a coupla really rad new ones and there might even be a rap about Doo doo featuring Joolian Comanda, Sammy Mc. Has no last name, Rauce Galloway and maybe myself. Point being, please dont forget about us. We know we jerked you around about recording forever but this is f'real. Anyways, not too many shows planned because stoopid Sam is at Hah-vard being a pretentious dillweed. so keep the faith alive. until the 26th, you can call me anytime and I'll croon to you any go ross go tune you like.
3.27.04
4.14.04 Sam
The show on the 16th at the Electric Maid is off, for the drummer of BD could not show up, and that would kind of defeat the purpose of a BD reunion show. We're working on getting some new shows, but none have been confirmed as of yet.
PS: this is some down-low secret GRG info right hurre; I'm pushing for Jesse and I to cut an acoustic EP because our lack of discography is, very frankly, quite appaling. Look for that by May.
4.3.04 Sam
Aright, the Battle of the Bands was meh, since Ross's
broken wrist inhibited us from kicking ass. I'm not sure
about in which place we finished, but it's definitely not
last. Androo Griffin did a good job filling in on bass,
considering he had only practiced with us for about
fifteen minutes. To everyone's surprise, Rauce took off
the sling for a rousing rendition of everyone's favourite
Go Ross Go tune, The Fifties Song. That hopefully didn't
injure him too badly because on April 16th... Go Ross Go
is rocking out at everyone's favorite club, The Electric
Maid. Y'all best be there, because as we all know, the
shows at the Maid rock everyone's socks off. Maybe after
we finish perfecting all of the new songs, we'll perhaps,
if the recording gods are no longer angry with us, try to
record a cd/demo for you kids to enjoy. But considering
how sketchy all of us are when it comes to recording, I
would just come to teh 'lectric maid on the sixteenth if
I were you.3.28.04 Juicy
H'okay.
So...riddle: how many dangerous stunts can Ross Galloway
pull off on a skateboard without breaking any body parts?
The answer: not many. That's right, as of yesterday
Krawfish Galloway's infamous plucking wrist was thrashed
in a brutal confrontation with the pavement. But for
those of you who don't buy the "skateboarding"
alibi for two seconds, here are some alternate
speculations on how the wrist was broken.
1. Clearly masturbating too much and/or too hard.
2. Clearly playing video games, rolling dungeons and
dragons dice or dealing pokemon cards too frequently.
3. Clearly pleasuring your mom. That's right, your
mom.
In any case, Rauce will not be playing any of your
favorite and hippest Go Ross Go tunes for the next 6-8
weeks. In his stead: local legend Androo Griffin has
agreed to (although he has yet to be asked) fill in on
bass. Battle of the bands is still on and is going to
rock. But apparently the show on the 3rd has been
cancelled out of respect for the broken wrist. A county-wide
moment of silence will be observed on that day at
precisely 2:69 P.M. so please inform your loved/hated
ones of this gesture. You can also help by contributing
one dollar to the "Buy Ross Porn Foundation".
Our motto: He may not apply for medical marijuana,
but the least we can do is lessen the task of choking his
proverbial chicken. Thanks kids.
3.27.04 Sam
brand new, non-flash site for all you kidlings. hopefully
easier to use. so the big news: sandy spring battle of
the bands on april the second. we will heist, naturally,
and there will be other fine bands performing as well.
they include the likes of: dill phunk, lol, and the steve
klise experience. it's only five bucks and the money is
going to a good cause - our prom. the following evening,
we have another show, the full details of which will be
unveiled as soon as we get them.
a few new songs are in the
works for our album that has yet to be recorded, no word
on when or where recording shall occur, but we assure you
that it'll be sometime before we all go away to college.
good news on the equipment front: my marshall amp that i
blew up at the last show we played has been repaired and
is ready to to rock. be sure to catch it in action.
that's all the news for now, guitarist out.
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