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Item #15, May 17
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Things To Do

Kolyn Mikalson (Aja)  

A while back I asked for things to do on a Friday night, I just got a list of 50 things from Kiora and Keilah, so here it is unedited, and with plenty of inside jokes.

1- build a house using only popsicle stick and white glue
2 - build a house using only glue
3- start a paper clip collection  with only paper clips that are found, not stolen from kiora and not bought from a store or from kiora. and they must all be different colours.
4- go through computer files looking for one called: M&Ms, bikes and leaky wells
5- rearrange your clothes so the colours are in alphabetical order
6- sharpen all  your pencils using a nail clipper
7- move the furiniture in your room one inch to the left. if there is a wall there, crush the wall
8- paint stripes on the ceiling of your siblings' bedroom
9- pray and wait for the almightly powerful ruler of the galaxy to give the command to pile snow in your sibling's room
10- unplug the fridge
11- plant flowers on the floor of your closet and time how long until somebody notices
12- dig a hole in your bedrrom  floor
13- drop things through the hole (like the disrespectful people who throw pennies)
14- try and lick your elbow (which is impossible...says who...cut of your arm, turn it around, lick it and glue the arm back)
15- build a sculture in the kitchen using all the dishes and untensils
16- spray graffeti on your house and/or inside your room
17- count all the hairs on you arms/legs/feet (lucky nathan...)
18- write a list of all the knock-knock jokes you know and then say them one at a time to somebody
19- refold all the blankets and towels in house using 2 fingers
20- see how long your computer can survive in water
21- paint your nails using glue and food colouring
22- dump all your school paper onto the floor and arrange in order of  boring to beyond boring pages
23-count to 10 in 50 languages
24- empty all the soap from every soap container in the house and mix with water
25- paint all the major alliances in your house yellow with orange lightbulb decos
26- cut the bristles off your tooth brush and make a porqupine out of them and some clay.
27- smash a mirror and glue it back together
28- switch all the cables in the curcuit box around
29- take apart your yellow with lightbulb decos dishwasher and shove all the parts into the oven
30-reorrangize the kitchen cupboard and the book case
31- try to contact aliens before anyone else (made illegal for american citizens by the CIA...so you have a head start)
32- bury all your furniture in your backyard without anyone noticing
33- line all the toothpicks in your house up end to end in a straight line
34- um....paint the insides of your toenails
35-hack into the world bank and transfer all the money to your little sister's account then return it all in 15min before you have to go to jail (and get free stuff...food...clothes..post secondary education...oh no, you cant go to jail yet)
36-rearrange your keyboard so that the letter go in alphabetical order
37- email us with your new keyboard, min 1000 words longer than 3 letters
38- dig up your yard using a spoon and a steak knife
39- find a white dog and shave it and dip it in green paint
40- develop a medical use for chickweed
41- blow up your yellow toaster using only a poptart (just like the person who burnt down their house with a poptart..then tried to get monet for kellogs)
42- win the lottery and share most of it with us for suggesting all these things
43- build us a castle using toothpicks and dental floss
44-knit a sweater out of dental floss
45- write a textbook about computer hacking, then send it to a publishing company
46- win platinum in the international science fair and win a nobel prize for building a house out of glue.
47- yeah, make a hat out of teeth, then wear it to school
48-build a lego action figure of the goat of tomorrow, life size (goat of tomorrow isn't here yet, wait till tomorrow...re read this tomorrow.)
49-undo everything you just did in the next 1/2 before your torn apart by your parents and sent to jail (where mr finley says you can get FREE sweats)
50-Find the matrix