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Item #17, June 8
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Sing a Song

Kolyn Mikalson (Aja)

I had a friend-ish kind-of type-person
His name was Hilter, he said
he started a war against everyone
Surprise, surprise, he is dead

But on thing that I can say for he
Is some rodents wanted to be on his team
Smoothing over their fights and quarrels
Hitler was god among the squirrels

Hitler hey
Hitler ho
Hitler truly was a god among the squirrels
Hitler hey
Hitler ho
Oh Hitler, the only god for me

Rallying his troops
He sent them all a charging
Red, grey, brown, and black
Their numbers were enlarging

Off to fight the demon horde
the foulf rabbit army
Ready to opress
The damned vermin enemy

Hitler hey
Hitler ho
Subjugating helpless little mice and gophers
Hitler hey
Hitler ho
Oh Hitler, the only god for me

The badgers and the beavers
Came to the rabbits' aid
Seeing that they would be next
When the rabbits were dead

Feasting on the roasted flesh
Of fallen foes and heroes
The squirrels were unstopable
The rest, all doomed zeroes

Hitler hey
Hitler ho
Punishing and gassing any who oppose him
Hitler hey
Hitler ho
Oh Hitler, the only god for me

A little sqirrel messiah
Proclaimed the vile truth
Hitler was just using them
Stealing their lives and youth

Hitler's days were done at last
The squirrels liberated
But a cult remained intact
Hitler's return awaited

Hitler hey
Hitler ho
Hitler truly was a god among the squirrels
Hitler hey
Hitler ho
Oh Hitler, the only god for me

Hitler hey
Hitler ho
Hitler truly was a god among the squirrels
Hitler hey
Hitler ho
Oh Hitler, the only god for me