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#23, June 28
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Drunk?
Kolyn
Mikalson
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Earlye in the morning.
What do you do with a drunken sailor? Well I have some suggestions.
1: Tackle him.
Hold him down.
Tie his hands and feet together.
Drag him up the crowsnest.
Dangle him upside down.
2. Tackle him.
Hold him down.
Tie his hands and feet together.
Drag him to the side of the ship.
Drag him through the water.
3. Tackle him.
Hold him down.
Tie his hands and feet together.
Hang him.
4. Tackle him.
Hold him down.
Tie his hands and feet together.
Have a stab-fest.
5. Tackle him.
Hold him down.
Tie his hands and feet together.
Can you say time machine?
Can you say woodchipper?
6. Tackle him.
Hold him down.
Tie his hands and feet together.
Force him to stay awake until he dies.
7. Tackle him.
Hold him down.
Tie his hands and feet together.
Find a catapult.
Let her rip.
8. Tackle him.
Hold him down.
Tie his hands and feet together.
Make shallow cuts.
Repeat step 4 until dead.
9. Tackle him.
Hold him down.
Tie his hands and feet together.
Find an gigantic ant hill.
Drop him on it and leave him there to be torn into tiny
pieces and eaten.
10. Tackle him.
Hold him down.
Tie his hands and feet together.
Cut little tiny pieces of him off and sear each wound so he doesn't bleed.
Continue step 4 until his arms and legs are gone.
11. Tackle him.
Hold him down.
Tie his hands and feet together.
Use a razor to remove the upper layers of skin.
Sprinkle with salt.
12. Tackle him.
Hold him down.
Tie his hands and feet together.
Cut off his limbs.
Cook his limbs.
Force him to eat his limbs.
"Whoever said money
can't buy happiness, clearly never owned a gun"
