Ae-tem #35, Dee-sem-ber 30
ee-mael


Stu-pid Iń-glish

Ree-dik-yu-lus Pro-jekt

Hav ae gon kom-pleet-lee in-sain? Mae-bee, but thats faen bae mee. A-ev dee-sae-ded tu bee-gin yu-siń ae mor lo-ji-kal sis-tem for spel-iń iń-glish words. Thee fir-st step iz ak-chu-a-lee yu-siń thee raet sim-bols to rep-re-zent saunds. Va-wels ar the most com-plik-ae-ted sa-unds tu ren-der pro-per-lee in iń-glish az ther ar so me-nee saunds rep-re-zen-ted bae eech sim-bol.

e[ee] rep-re-zents [beet] bet burr(thee thińs that stik to yu)

a rep-re-zents bat baw(laek thee sa-und a sheep makes)

i rep-re-zents bit

u rep-re-zents but boot

o rep-re-zents bot boat

Doz that help? Hop-fu-lee yu wil un-der-stand this slaet-lee bet-er now. Thee ol-nee sim-bol yu mae not no iz ń.

ń rep-re-zenta bing

Ae mae chuz tu yuz this sis-tem at ae laet-er daet, so keep it in mind in kaes ae dee-saed tu du so.

 

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Kolyn Mikalson