YM Magazine (fake e-mails from one celebrity to another)
TO: Popqueen@materialgirl.com
FROM: Popprincess@Ineedjustinback.com
Hey Madge,
Your idea to kiss at the VMAs was sooo genious! I know that shocking America with a girl-girl kiss has been done to death, but you swore it would get attention- and you were totally right! For a week after the show, whenever I opened a paper or turned on the TV, there we were. Even some station called CNN, which my mom says is really important, did a story on us. (And dirrty Christina wasn't anywhere since she's kissed girls before. Or maybe just because we're way cuter with rock-solid bodies!)
Honestly, it was more publicity for my new album than I ever could've gotten based on the music. Since Justin and I broke up, the press doesn't seem interested in me. I don't get it. I even tried hooking up with Colin Farrell, but that didn't work either. I was really worried about finding someone to date so that when I promote the album, reporters can ask about something other than lyrics and boring stuff like that. I mean, how many times can I say, "I'm taking it to another level" before I start to giggle? Now I can talk about you, and platinum sales are basically guarenteed! Thanks again.
Kisses, Britney