Brit is a Scream (The Sun)
Tacky ... Britney on night out
Pictures: SPLASH
THIS is BRITNEY SPEARS’ latest trick to make sure she’s the centre of attention
– wearing a mask from the movie Scream.
The twice-married pop star wants us to think she covered her face to avoid photographers during a night out. But of course the ridiculous get-up is just bound to get her noticed.
And to make absolutely sure no one missed her, she chucked milkshake at my snapper.
Fast food shockers ... Britney and the gang
Brit’s little sister Jamie Lynn and two pals joined the act as mum Lynne drove them to a fast food joint in Britney’s home town of Kentwood, Louisiana.
Scary sight ... Britney, pals, little sis and mum
The singer and new hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE have started married life looking
like trailer trash fodder for the JERRY SPRINGER show.
And they are living up to the image by living on a diet of junk food.
Junkfood diet ... Kev
Do you need any more evidence that all they do is pig out on burgers and fries?
Then check out Kev’s belly. It is obviously a long time since the penniless
ex-dancer donned his tap shoes.
Bride and groom ... Britney and Kevin
Thank goodness the pair scrubbed up to exchange vows.