New Kevin Interview--K.FED wants $115 million for DIVORCE
K-Fed interview with German newspaper Bild.
This interview was in the German newspaper Bild today. Bild is kind of like... I guess you could call it the white trash newspaper. That sounds so harsh, but sadly, it's the truth. Imagine Star pretending to be the New York Times. So while I did translate it into English, I did not come up with terms like "sparkling bubble." Here you go.
Kevin Federline: This is how horrible my luxury life with Britney was!
It started like a sparking, beautiful soap bubble. Now - boom! - it burst!
The former dream couple Britney Spears (24) and Kevin Federline (27) has separated - only 15 months after their wedding, and three months after the birth of their son Sean Preston Michael. SHE had the locks of her Los Angeles mansion changed, had his car taken back to the dealer. HIS revenge is an interview.
Kevin Federline spoke exclusively about his life with the pop princess to my colleague Peter Kent. "I love her," he says. "But when you ask me about a life without Britney, all I can say is: Can it be worse than living with her? That's how far we've grown apart."
Kevin Federline is deeply hurt. And he complains, "She treated me badly, wouldn't let my friends into the house! She and her mother tried to tell me how to live my life - I just can't let that happen. And I don't know a guy with self-respect who'd let himself be treated like that! I'm just supposed to be her little husband who jumps at every command."
Now, Federline wants to do what Britney apparently already did - Meet with a divorce lawyer.
Federline: "I don't like lawyers, but I need protection in a situation like this. This is the situation I'm in: I'm homeless a couple of days before Christmas!"
Apparently, Federline wants €112 million. (That's what, $115 mill? Don't know the exchange rate right now.) Does he only care about the money? "I'm not interested in money. She just needs to learn that she can't reel me in, and then drop me like this."
Britney a bad wife, ex-dancer Federline the innocent, perfect husband - is that really true?
Britney's friend Maureen Gater: "At first, Kevin was a really nice guy. But he turned out to be an egoistical pig! He had busloads of friends over, who smoked pot in the house and drank tons of beer and tequila. They were all pissing themselves laughing while watching the so-called sex videos of Britney and Kevin in bed."
Kevin Federline is toast!
First the bad news: Britney & The Federjerk are attempting to "work it out." Now, the jubilant information: After she reads what we're about to print, Spears is gonna kick Spenderline to the curb for good!!
Our friends at In Touch Weekly are on a roll. First, they were the ones to exclusively break the news that Brad Pitt was adopting Angelina Jolie's little pets. Now, they have a big bombshell that will hopefully drive that final wedge in the unholy union of Britney & Kevin.
When confronted by an In Touch reporter when he was partying at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, the Federjerk spoke on the record, saying some of the most hurtful, insensitive, incredulous and gloriously white trash comments we've ever heard.
It's almost too good to be true. But, knowing Fedeline, it's probably true. And, knowing how the "false tabloids" do business, it's most definitely true!
What the tabs do is they will hire the sexiest female reporters to go out and try to extract information from the celebs by any means necessary, whether that be getting them shitfaced drunk, befriending them, or fucking them.
Well, this reporter was able to extract this most brilliant of quotes from Spenderline. Quoth the weedman:
He has already consulted his lawyers and would demand a $125 million settlement if the marriage was to end.
- I dont like lawyers, but in this situation, I have to get protection."
- Kevins even told friends that hes been advised that the prenuptial agreement he signed is not worth the paper it is written on.