Sonny the Zoo's guide to Game Aids
Hammer - Used to deter wandering little pinkies. Especially useful against
opponents that insist on moving out of range.
Elastic measure - You know its in range, this allows you to prove it.
Dice Spots - You mean there's no 7 on this dice ?
Weighted dice - I find size cement in size eights the best. Useful against
units that move to far or to fast. Also used against opponents committing
the cardinal sin of not buying a round. Or anyone rolling double 6 at
any time (unless its me or Paul "is that your nose in my pocket"
Mileham). Or anyone called after a hairpiece or wearing a hat. Or people
that look at me funny.
Sawn Off - Never leave home without it. No use against dwarves.
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