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Heaven and Hell

by Gary and Paul H

You may have heard that the EU is going to form a European Corps for intervention in Europe. Well who is going to man it? The following would apply:

 
Heaven
Hell
Tank Crew German Italian
Infantry British Italian
Officers German German
Cooks French (but no beef) British
Aircrew Dutch Spanish (air traffic controllers strike)
Generals Swedes Belgian
Weapons American Papal States
Allies American American

Following on from this; the club could be organised along the same principles:

  Heaven Hell
Roll Dice Gary Lee
Run Bar Dave Tbar Gareth
Paint Figures Rex "Lime green" Gary
Diplomacy "Wormtongue" Lee Gareth
Organisation Gary Paul Hooper
Running Games Peter Dave Tbar
Winning Lee Rex (or Paul Mileham)
Armies Mike Paul Mileham
Money Gary Paul Prior
Pool Gary Lee
Rules Lawyer Clive Phil

Any alternative suggestions to the above will be treated with the contempt they deserve!