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The Camel is a Horse Designed by Committee

Given the above premise, certain celebrated members of the club (ie those at the bar instead of playing games like they told the wife they were) have designed the perfect super soldier:

  • The body of a Greek
  • The uniform of a Scot
  • The ferocity of a Gaul
  • The tenacity of a Russian
  • The drinking ability of an Australian
  • The technology of an American
  • The training of a Briton
  • The speed of an Italian
  • The obedience of a German
  • The honour of a Japanese

So we are looking for a gay, transvestite, naked, vodka drinking drunken loud mouth who forms queues, gooses ladies (unless they are Jewish) and feels so bad about it he rips his guts out.