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PLUMBUM MINIATURES

Albanian Liberation | East Timor | Fantasy | Classic | Mozambique | Farmers | Sierra Leone | Old nostalgia | Euroforce | Up against the wall | Ordering Details |

Plumbum are the purveyors of the finest miniatures around. Dedicated to jumping on the bandwagon bringing the most topical subjects to the world of gaming. Ordering details at the foot of the page

Albanian Liberation range (September 1999)

  • KLA1 Kosovan refugee with tractor
  • KLA2 Kosovan family with visa
  • KLA 3 Kosovan family with Barclaycard
  • SERB1 Serbian cardboard tank
  • SERB2 Knocked out Serbian cardboard tank
  • SERB3 Serbian soldier with "I'm an Albanian" t-shirt
  • US1 American bomb aimer with sunglasses
  • US2 American bomb aimer with blindfold
  • US3 Guide dog for American bomb aimer
  • US4 CIA agent with tourist guide
  • US5 CIA agent with map and pin
  • US6 President with cigar and smile
  • US7 American aircraft showing multiple tank kills
  • US8 Chinese embassy (needs some assembly)
  • US9 Apache helicopter with casualties
  • GB1 Gurkha with UXB and rolling pin
  • GB2 Gurkha with kukri and map to American base
  • GB3 Prime minister with smile
  • GB4 Robin Cook (no smile)
  • TRAD Macedonian companion cavalry with Tardis

East Timor range (October 1999)

  • TIM1 Refugee with cookpot
  • TIM2 Refugee family with map to Britain & copy of Sun
  • TIM3 Voting station (assembly needed)
  • MIL1 Militia hero with cardboard medals
  • MIL2 Militia casualties
  • MIL3 Boil in the bag militia
  • DIG1 Australian soldier with surf board
  • DIG2 Australian soldier with tinnies (large kit)
  • DIG3 Australian groupie with large breasts
  • US1 CIA agent with map held upside down
  • US2 CIA agent with map of Europe
  • US3 American bombaimer with bewildered look
  • POM1 Gurkha with militia prisoner (5 part kit)
  • POM2 Gurkha with kukri and recipe
  • POM3 Financial Times correspondent & stretcher
  • POM4 Invoice for POM3
  • TRAD Macedonian companion cavalry with Tardis

Fantasy Range (November 1999)

  • GOB1 Paul "I'm not short" Mileham as Gimli the dwarf
  • GOB2 Gareth "Wheres the bar" as Boromir
  • GOB3 Neil Heron as Merry
  • GOB4 William Heron as Frodo
  • GOB5 James Cole as Sam
  • GOB6 Paul Prior as Pippin
  • GOB7 Peter as Aragon
  • GOB8 Andy "don't tell the wife" as Legolas
  • GOB9 Paul Hooper as Gandalf
  • GOB10 Rex as Sauron the Skinhead
  • GOB11 Lee as Wormtongue
  • GOB12 Clive as Tom Bombadil
  • GOB13 Mike as Elrond
  • GOB14 Paul's Skoda as Shadowfax
  • GOB15 Dave the bar as Treebeard
  • GOB16 Gary as Saruman
  • GOB17 William as Gollum
  • TRAD 1 Macedonian Companion and Tardis

The Classic range (January 2000)

  • NAP1 Napoleon Blownaparte (8 part kit)
  • USA1 Stonewall Jackson
  • USA2 Brick Shithouse Schwarzkopf
  • USA3 Brick Missing Reagan
  • MOD1 Bust of Field Marshall Montgomery
  • MOD2 Full Monty
  • MOD3 John Wayne in heroic pose (dead)
  • MOD4 Tom Hanks in heroic pose (dead)
  • MOD5 Bill Clinton in heroic pose (unfortunately not dead)
  • MOD6 Kate Ady brutally dismembered (not a figure, just a wish)
  • ROM1 Julius Caesar salad
  • ROM2 Extra ears for ROM1
  • ROM3 Biggus Dickus (companion figure to MOD2)
  • GRE1 Alexander the Grape (please state flavour required)
  • GRE2 Macedonian companion cavalry with Tardis

Mozambique range (April 2000)

  • US1 Gene Kelly
  • US2 US marine core
  • US3 US marine with map
  • US4 US marine mopping up with machinegun
  • GB1 British helicopter pilot
  • GB2 Wirlygig washing line for above
  • GB3 Reporter in gumboots
  • GB4 Inflatable boat
  • GB5 Inflatable woman (for Gareth)
  • GB6 Ambassador with asylum visas
  • FR1 French colonial bucket seller
  • FR2 French umbrella stand

Farmers Range (May 2000)

  • RHO1 Farmer's tractor (state number of turrets required)
  • RHO2 Workers peace delegation (129 piece kit)
  • RHO3 6 year old war veteran
  • RHO4 Zimbabwean police patrol (1 piece kit)
  • RHO5 Dead farmer without gun
  • GB1 Live farmer with gun
  • GB2 Norfolk police patrol (0 piece kit)
  • GB3 Greenpiece farmers in boilersuits
  • GB4 Police escort for Greenpiece
  • GB5 EEC commissioner
  • GB6 Jaguar car for GB5
  • GB7 Spare Jaguar car for GB5
  • TRAD1 Macedonian companion with Tardis

Sierra Leone range (June 2000)

  • UK 1 British Para with map
  • UK 2 British politician without map
  • UK3 British marine with bucket & spade
  • UK3 Lost Ford worker
  • DEAD 1 Greek Journalist
  • DEAD 2 Target for DEAD 1
  • DEAD 3 American Journalist
  • DEAD 4 Crocodile tears for DEAD 3
  • DEAD 5 Crocodile dining (use with DEAD 3)
  • UN1 Nigerian UN troops with white flag
  • UN2 Trousers for UN1
  • UN3 Guns for UN1
  • LOCAL 1 Sierra Leone children
  • LOCAL 2 Guns for LOCAL 1 (use UN3)
  • LOCAL 3 Natives with white flag stolen from UN troops
  • TRAD 1 Macedonian cavalryman with Tardis

Old nostalgia range (August 2000)

(Warning - not be used by those under the age of 30 without supervision)
The PBM "Blue Peter" collection with fond thanks to auntie Val:

  • AIRFIX 1 FWW French pigeon fancier
  • AIRFIX 2 Six months for AFX 1
  • AIRFIX 3 FWW British hula hoop partnership
  • AIRFIX 4 Dead ACW horses (10 free with every purchase)
  • AIRFIX 5 Sprues (to go with AIRFIX 1 - 4)
  • AIRFIX 6 Glue
  • AIRFIX 7 The seventies (went with AIRFIX 6)
  • SCRATCH 1 Banana oil & plasticard
  • SCRATCH 2 Toilet roll tube
  • SCRATCH 3 Puppy to take blame for SCRATCH 2
  • BRITAIN 1 Swoppit knights
  • BRITAIN 2 Sofa for arms, legs & weapons of BRITAIN 1
  • BRITAIN 3 Baby elephant as used by Macedonians, Indians etc.
Notice that this range is too old even for the Macedonian cavalryman !

Euroforce range (December 2000)

  • KRAUT 1 German marines
  • KRAUT 2 Beach towels for KRAUT 1
  • FROG 1 Mad cow
  • FROG 2 Foreign legion patriots
  • DAGO 1 Matador (use with FROG 1 )
  • DAGO 2 Picador (use with FROG 1 )
  • POOF 1 Shutthatdoor (use sparingly)
  • EEYTIE 1 Mobile brothel
  • EEYTIE 2 Customers for EEYTIE 1 (100 piece kit)
  • SWISS 1 Gnome from Zurich
  • SWISS 2 Gnome knife
  • IRISH 1 Bomb disposal team (1000 piece kit)
  • IRISH 2 Intelligence section (collectors set)
  • KEBAB 1 Macedonian cavalryman with Tardis
  • KEBAB 2 Catering corpse

Up against the wall range (February 2001)

Come the glorious day, when sense at last prevails, and wargamers rule the country, certain elements need to be removed. In keeping with our historical leanings Hadrian's Northern edifice would be suitable.
  • MMODELS The green option - save lead, save money
  • LANCS 1 Any Americans found behind the Lancashire stand are fair game
  • LANCS 2 Any other Americans not under LANCS 1
  • LANCS 3 Lets not take any chances with the Americans shall we?
  • GW 1 Over priced and over here. Not the Americans (for once)
  • GW 2 Lets not forget the foundry rip (I mean spin) offs.
  • GW 3 Any figures with spikey bits
  • TTOP 1 Nice figures, shame about the service. What do you expect from the Welsh ?
  • TTOP 2 Welsh - all prostitutes or all rugby players
  • TTOP 3 Welsh rugby players being intimate with sheep
  • TTOP 4 The books/rules part of the old firm. Not known as grumpy because of his stature.
  • TRAD 1 Macedonian companion cavalryman with Tardis
    (Its about time this tired old figure was retired)
  • MINIFIGS See note on TRAD 1, but applies to entire range.

Ordering Details

To order: simply send the code numbers of the miniatures you want by email to Im_a_great_big_sucker@gullible.org along with your home address, credit card numbers (Don't worry about figure price, we'll work that out), dates of when your home is empty, and where you keep the spare key.