CAST MEMBER SONG BOOK
Custodial Host Be Good
By Chris Schwarz
Tune of Jonny B. Good
Way down in Epcot Center by the Mouse Gear Shop
There are Custodial host who can really rock
You can't tell the diffrenc between their work and play
They're having a good time every single day
They'll sweep up the trash with their pan and broom
While they'll sing this song for you
Go go Custodial Host, Go go Custodial Host
Go go... Sweep up the trash.
Custodial Host
By Chris Schwarz
Tune of Piano Man
It's after 9 on a Saturday
The guest are shuffling out
They came to Epcot to see a show,
and to meet my friend Miceky Mouse
(interlude)
One said, "Chris will you plese take my photograph?"
I said "Sure," with a smile on my face
And once I gave her her camera back,
she gave me a nice warm embrace
La la la de da da, la la la la de da da da da dum
Please entertain us you're a custodial host
We came here so we could smile
And we know it can be done, cawz you're having fun
And man you've be here a while.
Now Robbie on Steets is a friend of mine
he hands out his stickers for free
He's quick with a Joke,
And he'll tell you where to smoke,
man there's no place that he'd rather be.
Please entertain us you're a custodial host
We came here so we could smile
And we know it can be done, cawz you're having fun
And man you've be here a while.
TURKEY LEG
By Alan Watkins
Tune of Say My Name
Turkey Leg Turkey Leg,
People want to eat you, even though your Emu.
Turkey Leg Turkey leg
Custodial Chant
Robbie Smith
No Tune more of a chanting
We are Epcot's Custodial Crew
make a mess and we'll clean it for you
If you need directions throughout your day
just ask us
we'll show you the way
whether you leave a legacy
or leave a mess
we will always
pass the test
We sweep sweep all day long
'oh look at the time, gotta sweep along
