INSTRUCTIONS: Alright boys and girls, pay attention. This is for the members section on the upcoming CrackBaby Official Site. Go through each list item/question and fill it in. There may be additional instructions for some items that will be indicated in brackets, so be sure you read and follow those too. When you're done, save the file, and email it back to me (Matt, a.k.a. {CB} Welfare Gorilla) at god_anubis@yahoo.com.
Now have at it, and have fun.
Oh, and make it funny.
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NAME: {CB} [Your CB name, the one you use the most.]
AKA: [Other names you use behind the CB tag. Dave Pfeiffer, you better get started.]
AGE: [Put your real age, your fake age, or anything you want.]
HEIGHT: [Real or not, don't care.]
WEIGHT: [See above.]
RESIDENCE: [City you live in. If you enter your full address, that's your own fucking problem.]
GAMES PLAYED: [Yes, all of them you play with the CB tag.]
WEAPONS OF CHOICE: [You may have more than one, but try not to end up writing the Janes Guide to Videogame Weaponry.]
ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOUR PLAYING STYLE: [Only one word, so "badass womanizing asskicking motherfucking pimpdaddy motherfucker" is not a valid response.]
LIKES: [Things you like. Feel free to elaborate.]
DISLIKES: [Gee, I wonder.]
MONEY?:
BEER?:
NAPSTER?:
HOW UGLY?:
INTERESTING FACTS: [Before you fill out this section, please keep in mind that all information you reveal will be displayed online for the entire clan (and the entire internet for that matter) to view, so it would probably not be a good idea to write about the time that you and Wandering Hebrew had a hot greasy circle jerk with two drunken bums and a Bosnian immigrant in the back of a Winnebago.]
QUOTE: Personalized quote that is used most frequently by you and characterizes you. Do not put "Holy fluffy fucking Buddha-chips!" if you never say "Holy fluffy fucking Buddha-chips!"
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That's all kids. Now email that shit to me.
If you are stupid, I will tell you my addy again: god_anubis@yahoo.com (
geocities.com/god_anubis)