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| Note: this picture (as well as the other cartoon jessi) was made by Duckey |
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| Wonderful picture of me torturing a blonde |
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| Jessi posing as a penguin |
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| Hello. Tis I, the infamous Jessi. Not so long ago I did not know of the penguin menace. No, flightless birds did not pose any fear in my heart. One day I found a flock of dimented penguins in my room- my first attack. Since that day I have been followed by thoes evil creatures. I have devoted my life to their distruction. |
| Yes indeed my life goes on (hehe like the enigizer bunny) |
| As I said I am Jessi (Jessie-Ellen) and I am an avid penguin hater. I also torture blondes and randomly burn or impail things... depeding of they are flamible or not. Okay I am a bit abnormal. Anywho when I grow up I am gonna be the Pope, because as Pope I can become SUPER POPE and take over the world (he he duckey). I really have no life... kinda a computer geek. I am an active Gerbilist and as such I hate bunnys. Yeah my life is borring. |
| That is done... now onwards and upwards |
| I would like to thank so many for assisting me in the penguin cause. Firstly whoever invented TV... without whom I would have never known of others like me. Duckey for (ahem) taking me to concerts, pointing out cool anti-penguin stuff at Hot Topic, and giving me the wonderful nickname of Squid. My Father for always beeing extreemly cool and introducing me to computer geekdom (as well as the idea that computers don't listen when you yell). To everyone who liked my old site. And finally to the inventors of good music, Gerbilism, the internet, gum, and nail polish.... without such I would have never done any of this. |
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| Now that I have bored you with my life... go back to beeing afraid |
| Or.... |
| Click HERE to read the story of my life |
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