| The Enemy |
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| You already know the horrible truth of the penguins... but do you know who they are conspiring with? Many people and things are actually working FOR the penguin cause. |
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| Ostriches are indeed one of the many flightless birds. They roam the areas penguins dislike (nevada and arizona). Think of them as desert penguin spys. |
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| Dust. It is everywere. It's on everything. No matter what you do, this one enemy is the main key in why the penguins are wining this battle. |
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| A mink shaped as a human. We arn't sure whos side she's on... but she IS from Chicago. |
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| CANADIANS. I was in Canadia for a day... and saw billions of penguins. The Canadian problem has been known for some time now, but the penguins they are keeping just outside (ootside) the American border are the real problem. |
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| Everyone is afraid of Mormons... but did you know that they are pro-penguin? Indeed. AND they know where you live. Be afraid. Be very, VERY afraid. |
| Evil bunnies. They may appear cute and fuzzy... and indeed they are. But they are also evil. If you go to the OVPA links page and click on the C.O.G. link... you will learn the truth. Or just watch Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail. |
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| Bad music and blondes. Bad music... pop and rap mainly... are sending signals into your brain making you accept and not hate penguins. Blondes are penguins. Trust me. Ditzy blonde cheerleaders are the most pure form of evil. Penguins were created only to do their dirty work. |
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| Lastly- Pink, Love, and everything annoyingly girly. |
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| I would like to appologize for the recent infestation of evil bunnies on this page. I am looking into how to kill them. |
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