| FAQ & News & Translations |
| Wow this page is indecisive. |
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| F.A.Q.s |
| 1. My friend listens to bands like Creed, P.O.D., Incubus, and Puddle of Mudd. None of these bands are really pop or rap. Should I still be afraid? |
| Yes. Christian and 'toned down' rock sounds horrible because it is evil. It eats at your brain and makes you think you are a punk. The only humane thing you can do is rip off your friends ears. |
| 2. I know a Canadian who seems to be normal. Is this possible? |
| No. If you see a Canadian... no matter how normal they appear... run away. Same goes with normal seeming blondes and cheerleaders. |
| 3. A few days ago I saw a few penguins in my home. I grabed my gun and killed one of them, but the others got away. Will they seek revenge? What should I do? |
| Ooh dear lord. If you have not been killed already- leave town, change your name, and buy a few large angry attack dogs. This will give you a few more weeks of time. I am so sorry. I send my condolences to your family and loved ones |
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| 02-02-02 We all are aware of the oil spills occuring outside of Australia. Despite the efforts of certain teen trend magazines, thousands of penguins have been extermanited. I know. It is wonderful |
| NEWS |
| 01-26-02 Today the OVPA project is official. Also, the first people have been contacted about becoming allies of the orginization |
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| TRANSLATIONS |
| Do you have a friend who cannot speak English? Do you fear that they do not know about the evil penguin menace? Use these translations to warn them.* Spanish- Tema los pinguinos French- Craignez les pingouins German- Furchten Sie die Penguins Italian- Temere i penguins Portuguese- Tema os pinguins * If any of these are mispelled or you want me to add a translation... write me. **Both the Spanish and German translations have uyuh's (dotted u's) which do not seem to work. I shall fix this soon. |
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