J-Dogg: Ok baby, you promise me you will stick around till I'm done?
Ben: Yeah Mr. Dogg. Anything for you, you are so handsome and studly.
J-Dogg: Good, now I'm into some wierd shit, so don't be surprised aight?
Ben: ok mr. Doggy I promise.
J-Dogg: Aight then, we settle down on the couch...
Ben: Oh romantic? This isn't wierd, I like it like that baby. What else.
J-Dogg: I put in a movie so that your mom can't hear us. It is called "Good Will Hunting".
Ben: Aaahhhh....
J-Dogg: I like this movie a lot.
Ben: Ok, thats cool.
J-Dogg: You start getting frisky so I put my hand down your undies. They have care bears on them. You are my 15 year old niece and we are in my aunts house.
Ben: ohhhh I like where this is going...
J-Dogg: Suddenly this fuck with short dark hair comes on the TV screen. I think his name is Ben something. He is a real piece of moldy rat shit. I can't keep it up because of him. I need some shark fin soup.
Ben: What the fuck, you are the piece of shit, what you got against Ben Affleck, I heard he's real good in the sack, and gets ALL the ladies.
J-Dogg: Yeah right, I bet he's at home right now getting it on with some guy.
Ben: Fuck you I'm out of here. And Ben Affleck is 100% not gay, I can assure you of that.
(Ben logs off and cries himself to sleep)
J-Dogg: Goddammit, not again.
J-Dogg: Still not hard either.
J-Dogg: Fuck.