If you are easily offended by anything, do not read my site. Do not even look at my site. Hell, just get out of my face. This site is sexually suggestive, abnormally hilarious, moderately violent, deeply offensive, and if not anything extremely abusive. This site contains excessive swear words and many graphic and sexual conitations (especially in the section labeled "Guitar Personals") that the normal/average human may not be able to take in. I warn you now, do not go into my site if you get offended easily, or you will get pissed off. This subject matter is not recommended for anyone at all and should be avoided at all costs, and if you continue on this god-forsaken path that is hell, your actions will be considered the responsiblity of your own person, therby releasing this site's creator from any responsibility to anyone about this site. So leave now by clicking here and never come back.
For those of you who have stayed, thank you very much. I applaud your bravery. The site really isn't that bad anyway. I just had to take drastic measures to "weed out" the wimps. You can press back on your browser (or however you want to work it), or click here to re-enter my site, you stupid bastard!