Weezer's Pinkerton
Poetry By Paul Blaha; dated 4-15-02
Disclaimer: This poetry may contain crude or offensive material. Either go away now and be an asshole, or at least give a chance.

Note: This poetry contains lyrics from selected songs on the Weezer album Pinkerton.

a note from the writer: You may have to listen to the album while reading this poetry to understand it. And even then, it might not make sense.

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I’m passed out on the floor.

Leave me alone, dumbass
hits with an inflateable bat

Ahhhh-tooo much
Gets stoned
Getting stoned is fun, hehehe ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Leave me alone, stupid punks
Cant people just leave me alone

No one needs your shit

Fuck you


Feedmeback

“I’m tired of having sex…”

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…………………………………

Lonely, am I…

Sorry

Not my fault

Owwwwwwwwwwwwww………….STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I like beets

But I’m beet red, so It kinda defeats the purpose

SINNER SINNER>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

“Why can’t I be making love come true?…”

On my knees, I see…
I beg too much

“Why can’t I be making love come true?…”

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BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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“You don’t wanna play around no more…”

Uh-huh…OH YEA……

Why?…

“I never meant to do all that I’ve done to you…”

GETCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO….this is b.r.e.a.k.i.n.g… ME<- UP …---….----

When was the last time you were called a freak, DUMB@$$>>>>>…..

“This is begining to hurt…”

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“My Girl’s a LIar…”

But I’m right beside you, honey

I don’t wanna be alone, asshole…………………………………………,……………………

Bad drugs, BAD

Bad tattoos, BAD

“We’re all we got, and we don’t want to be alone…”

UP NOW up

I really don’t want anyone else because, grrrrrrr, I’M not

WaNtEd,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,………..

././././././././././././././././>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>“I KNOW i should get next to YOU…”

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REAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Crack my head open, PleAse….

Why bother, you’re going to hurt me…
NO more inflateable bat for YoU!….
But I feel like the fonz…
No more inflateable bats for the fonz…GROWL!!!>><<>><<>><<>><<>>> >>> >>> >>>

Softly please…

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Astute observation: he wants sex…///,,,]

My Favorite Food…

“I need help and you’re way across the sea…”

“I got your letter…”
PERVVVVVVVVVVVV….i want to know how you touch yourself?
I’m not a perv, I’m sensitive…
Sure…

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“You got my song…”

odddddd, we change now >boom boom boom<

>boom boom boom<

Thank you for going softly

Buddha….

up up up up up up Up Up Up UP UPUPUPUPUP

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GODDAMN///////it’s mommy’s fault…

“….Why are you so far away from me?…...
“I could never touch you…I think it would be wrong…” But I will

“I got your letter, you got my song…”

boom…boom…boom…boom

I SEE I SEE…

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>boom boom boom<>boom boom boom<

Fall and hit the ground, I see

It’s time IIIIIIIIIIII got back, and I don’t even know how I got off the track

Just FUCK IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL….it’s not worth it/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

I like sugar…In my tea

You guys are too much
I need to walk away

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Fly high, high flyer, high higher

I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT OFF THE TRACK

dirty Dirty DIrty DIRty DIRTy DIRTY

Bubble BUBBLE

AH CARAI

Goddamitttttttt sushi

“I’m a lot like you so PLEASE, hello, I’m here, I’m waiting…I think I’d be good for you, and you’d be good for me…”

breakitdown dammit

OWWWWWWWWWW----------------

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HELLO? Is ANYONE there?

The one who’s good for me is…

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Dig dammit Dig

Grungey

dwdwdwdwdwdwdw…….

“I’m a lot like you…” still

WHOOOOEHOOOOEHOOOOOWHOHOOO

Waiting WAITING

I THINK I’D BE GOOD FOR YOU AND you’d be good for me

i think I’d be good for you and YOU’D BE GOOD FOR ME

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New stuff, New Stuff

I smoke (NO I DON’T)

Bad habit

I care too much

“Everyone’s a little queer, oh can’t she be a little straight…”

I told you to dig, both of you!
Yes SIR

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“Let me know the truth…”

I like chinese

Chinese food is good

Slippery

HOLY cow!

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far to much

I don’t think I want to be here with you, but I want to, but I won’t

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High HIgh HIGh HIGH HIGH HIGh HIgh High high

“But I do LIKE YOU>>>>”

I fall for people like you

Don’t make me hit you again, please

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May I have this dance!

123412341234123412341234123412341234123412341234

back, forth, Back, Forth

“I didn’t mean to do you harm…”

Rivers stretch high High HIgh HIGh HIGH HIGH HIGh HIgh High high

“I’m sorry…I’m sorry…I’m sorry…i’m sorry…”

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I never did like our music
No BAT for YOU
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