By Pukimo Naomputanenamo
WASHINGTON (Reuters)- Gruesome details have surfaced concerning the recent massacre of Nepali royals, the Oklahoma City bombing, and the Robert F. Kennedy assassination. In a startling interview Tuesday night, an anonymous cyber-Dominatrix revealed the true culprit behind these horrific acts and urged that the proof finally be revealed.
Revealed were the following allegations concerning:
-Information about Goddess Farah’s evil physical antics:
“…More importantly, she does not session in a safe manner…
she used a crop, as if it were a cane, was striking no no areas… just hitting
the guy without regard to where it was striking”
Indeed, this correspondent has noted the unprecedented death toll and body count rising amongst the hapless victims of Farah’s regime.
-The REAL truth surrounding the
body size and physical descriptions of Farah:
“… She is not really small… most
of her pics are really old though… she is husky… she wears like a size 12
and lately she is saying she lost weight and wears a size 8 now, I find that
hard to believe… in all her pictures, she is always wearing big coats or baggy
clothes or she crops them and does just head and shoulders…”
[Recent analyzed photos reveal
that Farah HAD worn coats in her supposed ‘winter’ photographs. The alleged ‘current summer’ photos show
no use of coats, only revealing sweaters and dresses, which presumably were
airbrushed off. Tests are being
performed to see if traces of coats remain on the current ‘summer’ photos and
test results will be publicized by the American Medical Association later this
week]
When the anonymous informant was
asked about the number of Farah’s victims so far, she
replied:
“…She is dangerous… she met
this one guy in LA and beat him with a belt…[***and like, once, in band camp…]…
she beat him in the front, back, everywhere, just swinging
wildly”
The source then stated the man had
been left for dead, sweating and pissing himself on Santa Monica Boulevard,
while wearing a sign the demonic Farah had placed around his neck declaring her
Infinite Supremacy.
In an earlier interview conducted
this month, when asked why they finally came forward to reveal Goddess Farah’s
tomfoolery, the source stated that:
“…The whys, omg there are so many…[the
real person behind the Farah persona] is fragile … she delves into her Farah
role to sort of, live out everything she is not in real
life…”
The reports of Farah’s alleged
‘fragility’ seem to contradict the reports that she is a dangerous criminal, but
sources in the informant’s camp state that this is but another dangerous facet
of Goddess Farah’s calculated duplicity.
Excerpts from the interview
include:
Interviewer: I don't know. Somehow I don't buy it. You're her would-be savior from
herself?
Anonymous domina: whatever don't
buy it
Interviewer: Or defending the
safety of consensual BDSM everywhere?
No one is that altruisistic, except maybe for me.
Anonymous domina: No, I just
refuse to be supportive of her self-destructive life
patterns
Anonymous domina: I just refuse to
support her anymore
Anonymous domina: wash my hands of
her
Interviewer: You are being more
than merely "not supportive." You
are actively seeking to curtail her activities.
Anonymous domina: hope she quits
and has a good life
The informer went on to reveal her
satisfaction about the anti-Farah campaign finally receiving positive
responses:
“…[after urging them to see the
error of their ways] all the guys she met in Chicago, all ended up serving me
instead… I don't normally say anything about her, I just keep my mouth shut and
hope she never sees anyone real time again…”
Indeed. Sources also reveal that curtailing
Farah’s nefarious activities would result in a probable increase in the wealth
of all other cyber-dommes, especially those that fit the same niche as
Farah.
If anyone has any knowledge of the
whereabouts of this dangerous criminal, or would like to report any crimes that
She may have commited against them, they can call the SAVE ME FROM FARAH HOTLINE
at 1-888-555-1212.