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FAIRFIELD, Calif. (AP) --
Grudge Report - Thank you so much John and Lorena for joining us, and may I say how wonderful it is to see both of you reconciled.
Next week -
The dreaded fixation ritual that drove the events from the Bobbits' minds
Well, surprisingly the Bobbits came to the conclusions by themselves and realized just how much both of them were NOT to blame for the incidents and have decided to reconcile. In an exclusive interview starting this week, the Bobbits talk about the true events of that bizarre night when Mr. Bobbitt lost his manhood, the realization that it was in fact Goddess Farah who cut off little bobbit and hypnotized the two hapless individuals with a stolen fixation ritual to cover her sordid tracks.
John Bobbit - Thanks a lot, man. We've been through so much and now there is a light at the end of the tunnel we're just so happy
Lorena Bobbit - Life truly does give us second chances
GR - I know this is going to be traumatic for you, but please can you tell us when you first realized that Lorena was not to blame for the accident to you
JB - It's funny, but the recollections I had were so clear. It was Lorena. She even admitted it. Yet as time went by, I began to realize my recollections were not as clear as they once were. You felt the same too, didn't you, honey?
LB - Yes, it was as if we had been walking in a dream we totally believed, but now the curtain was being raised.
JB - And then one day, a cyber-domme imm'd me out of the blue and told me all these things that were being said about this person on the Internet - this ... this.... Goddess Farah................. excuse me..........
GR - I know this is tough for you.
JB - No, no, I've got to get this out in the open. That damn woman must be stopped.
GR - What did this cyber domme tell you that restored your memory?
JB - How she abuses men. She obviously has an intense hatred of them and chooses to inflict maximum pain and damage as she can. It was horrific, some of the stories she was saying.
LB - That's right, apparently this woman only has a few close supporters and they are officially "fucking idiots," according to this cyber-domme
GR - Well if she said so....
JB - She did. And then went on to talk about the Farah Traumatization Clinics that have sprung up in New York, London, Chicago and LA following her visits there. This all seemed so familiar to me. And then it was like a shaft of white light speared my brain. It was Farah who had cut off my best friend. She had wanted to beat me for merely being a man and I had refused. So the psychotic witch took a carving knife to my pink torpedo.
GR - Lorena, were you actually there at the time?
LB - I was, but being in the same room as her made me feel like an escort
GR - How do you mean?
LB - The way she was acting with my man and forcing me to act. It was like we were doing all of this for his benefit. Then she did a 360 degrees and went psycho on us
GR - 180 degrees - 360 means you were back where you started.
LB - Oh right. Well, spelling and math were never my strong points. Nor was education, come to think of it, but what the hey.
GR -I think we've gone slightly off track. John, just to conclude this first part of the interview, is there anything you'd like to say to those who are considering contacting Goddess Farah, the Chicago Crippler?
JB - Beware. She is a monstrous woman. All of the money dommes and anonymous slaves on yahoo can't be wrong. If you value what hangs between your legs, don't go with her - she is evil personified.
The chilling laughter that still brings John screaming from his sleep
The aid that John and Lorena have given to the Farah Traumatization Clinics
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