Before we get started, I'd like to explain why I began using M.S. Paint. Firstly, pencil crayons, paint and every form of art medium, sucks. All of them are too expensive, time consuming and frustrating. None of them fill a space with solid colour efficiently. Going out of the lines and fuckin' up a good piece is always a threat. Well, I said "No More!!". No more to pencil and eraser marks, no more to spilled ink or dried paint. M.S. pain is the wave of the future.

First, make a Predator. Detail doesn't matter as you will be shrinking it soon

Then, make him a home. Detail matters now

Shrink him about 50% (or what ever), then in his home he goes - weee what fun!

Fill in the background - don't forget Arnold Schwarzenegger:"I'm here kill me do it common" - and you're done

If you can't keep up, use M.S. Finger Paint. Wussy!

HR Giger (original Alien designer) made his Aliens very sexual in thier appearence.

So,if you add something like oh I don't know, boobs. No one will notice.

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