Greetings and Salutations to all of you aspiring Pimp Tight individuals. I, who needs no introduction, would like to welcome you all to my little hole in the wall. What you will find here are articles that focus on current events and personal thoughts and reflections that do not have a spot in Pimposophies. Call it 'Pimposophy Boosters'. Anyway, since striving to maintain Pimp Tight-tidness is a never ending occupation, I will also be hosting new discoveries (to me,anyway) to amend or enhance what is currently carved in stone in 'Pimposophy'. Some of this here will be deeper than what you have currently read so keep an open mind and keep on coming back for enlightenment.

I feel that I need to clarify something. Our goal with this website is not to teach you how to be a Pimp. We are trying to show you how have a Pimp Tight mentality. Surely, a lot of this information is pertinent and can be applied to real Pimping, but that is not our intent. The main thing that we are trying to achieve is to show men that they don't have to take all of the shit they take from women if their lives are in order. You could say that I'm starting sort of a 'Men's lib' movement. I don't want to be a real Pimp. I don't want to have to wonder if my hoes are gonna bounce to another stable and take my money with them. I don't want to have to go down to the jailhouse and pick up hoes that got caught up with one time. I don't want to deal with women that the only thing they have going for them is what's between their legs. I respect real pimps, but that's not the life I wish to lead. What I preach is a very logical compromise between being a pimp and a law abiding citizen. You can HAVE hoes doing for you without selling pussy. You don't HAVE to worry about the police kicking down your door for pimpin' and panderin'. You don't HAVE to worry about having to cop another bitch because one of yours flew the coup so your ends are less. It's kinda like having the best of both worlds. You can HAVE more than one broad doing for you without having to lie to them, plus the law can't touch you, 'cause there is nothing illegal about a broad that likes you treating you good. Until they make dating illegal, we are untouchable. And that's the bottom line. The Kidd!!

Well, Mother's day is upon us once again. But how many of us really take the time out to show our Momz some appreciation? For those of you who don't really think twice about it or just go through the motions so you don't have to hear her jib, let me give you a few points to ponder. Your Mother is the only woman on the planet who will love you unconditionally. Whether you are good or bad, ugly or good-looking, rich or poor. A mother's love is not dependent upon 'game' or material posessions. Now, she probably ran game on your Daddy and all, but you as her child are exempt from that bullshit. No other broad in the world will be there for you like she has been and will be. My Mom has always told me that instead of bringing flowers to her funeral, give them to her now while she can still see, smell, and appreciate them. Think about how most guys will spend all their loot to try to impress some trick that usually could give a fuck less about them. Now, what kind of sense does that make? Almost every pimp or pimp tight individual I've known has been a Momma's boy, from Goldie to Iceberg Slim. If you haven't watched it yet, get 'The Mack' and notice Goldie's relationship with his mother. It's a beautiful thing. I know this is short, but there isn't a whole lot to this. This Mother's day, and every Mother's day from now on as long as your Momz is living, take the time out and spend the day with her. Take HER out to eat and to the movies. Give HER some flowers and candy. Short on funds? Fleece some loot from one of your hoes. Or just spend time wit her. She will be just as happy. Just do it, The Kidd!!

I have been asked quite a few times what constitutes sympin'. I've decided to spit the gospel on this once and for all. First of all, do not confuse sympin' with reciprocation. These are apples and oranges. Sympin' is when the average Joe goes out of his way and basically does whatever he can possibly do to try to convince a broad to give him some pussy. Whether it's hella compliments, flowers, candy, dinner, favors, gifts, or paying the bitch's rent, it doesn't matter 'cause all he sees is the labia majora/minora getting closer, and closer, and closer. Yeah, he might eventually fuck, but it's not because he got game. It's because he has done soooooo much shit for this bitch that she feels sympathetic towards him, hence the term 'symp'. He's not even worried about getting in her brain. These are our mortal enemies. I mean, you can be cool with them ('cause symps usually have a lot of hook ups), but to hang out with them more than occasionally can be seriously detrimental to the Pimp Tight mindstate, especially if it is not yet fully solidified. Reciprocation, on the other hand, is merely doing a little something extra to let a broad know that you appreciate EVERYTHING that SHE has done/is doing for YOU. I generally go by the 75/25 rule: For every 75 cents she spends, spend 25...IF you want to. If you're in cop and blow mode, fuck it. But if you are trying to maintain a 'stable', all takin' and no givin' will eventually 'cause a bitch to vacate. Sometimes all reciprocation takes is a 1.50 card on her birthday, a stuffed animal for Christmas (I don't celebrate 'National Symp Day aka Valentine's Day. All I'm givin' on Feburary 14th is...yup, you guessed it....dick!), you know, shit like that. In conclusion, you don't want to symp, but if a bitch is doing a stellar job in taking care of you, reward that broad every now and again to let he know that her efforts are not in vain. Whether it's dinner, and occasional movie....whatever. Just take into consideration what all she has done for you. And the next time a symp ass buster is braggin' about some broad he stabbed, just let him talk. Keep in the back of your mind just how much SHIT he HAD to do to get and "keep" that pussy. Why is keep in parenthesis? Because chances are the bitch he is doing for is doing for somebody else. Who knows? That somebody else could be you. Use the Force, Luke, The Kidd!!