Survival of the fittest, it's been true from the sickly zebra hunted down by the lion to the infamous Darwin Awards. So what's this have to do with the Pimp Network? Quite a lot, consider this, humans are the only group (that I know of) in which the female of the species goes out of their way to bring in a male who isn't the most fit, simply for possesions the male owns. So here you'll find some thoughts to ponder, since to survive society's trap of the way relationships "should" work, it's good to look at things from different angles. So ponder these Pimpology's and send in your analysis. The PN will evaluate your writings, and send you a reply. I'll also use this spot to make small comments on things I notice in everyday situations

Pimpology Comment #3: So it's Feb. 17th, three days past National symp-day. I have lived. Right, I'm gonna give a quick self example of how to blow a b*tches brain out psychology-wise. To start, I'm the "beacon-demon" of my Philosophy class, simply because I'm one of only 3 males in a class dominated by women who's sole goal in existance (from what I see) is to blame men for everything. Take note; there's a core group of people that sit immediately around me who give actual thought to what I say, and for this they get credit, both male and female. Now, across the class there's this chick who just doesn't seem to like me. Anytime I make a point in class via my viewpoint (which followers of this site know well) she makes a snitty comment *ad homenin, and giggles to her friend. So, as class got out she walks right by my aisle. Perfect time to give what-for right? WRONG. I looked her straight in the eye and told her "I'm better than you ass" to have a god-damn wonderful weekend and a large smile to boot! This threw this broad so off guard she didn't know how to react. Froze in her path, stuttered on her reply "...uh...o..k..." and it just blew her brains across the damn classroom. Give 'em what they don't expect and you'll remain in their heads, remember this folks 'cause the look on her face was a Kodak moment.!!.

Pimpology Comment #1: School's back in session ya'll, and the college campus's are a-buzz with female freshmen willing and able to explore their new found freedom away from home. I'd also like to call this initial period "Symp-haven." Never do you see such obvious throws at a tight girl outside Valentines Day (i.e. symp-day). And what does this do? Like a bicycle pump, inflate their heads large enough to oxygenate Jupiter. *shudder*

Pimpology #3: Here's one, the Black Widow spider. Aptly named, the female of the species mates, then chows down on the male. Have some fun with this one.

Pimpology #2: Cuckoo birds, rather then make nests of their own, the female of the species invades other birds nests, then after pushing the "oppositions" eggs off the tree, replaces them with the Cuckoo's own eggs. How can this be analyzed?

Pimpology #1: Ever seen a peacock? The male of the species is considered extremely beautiful. Lots of bright colors and designs that attract, no demand attention. The female peacock is dirt brown and grey in color. There's scientific reasons for this, but we aren't interested in that, look at it from a pimp p.o.v. See any other reasons why this is?

Coming Soon: Pimpology #4; Comment #3

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