Axis of Evil - US Style

Iran - Osama bin Laden could be hiding there

Syria - Osama bin Laden could be hiding there

The Mythical City of Atlantis - Osama bin Laden could be hiding there

France - They didn't want to be part of the Coalition of the Willing. Osama bin Laden could be hiding there

Australia - Australian actors and actresses just keep sneaking into America and stealing Oscars.

Taiwan - They are small and easily defeated.

South Korea - Near enough is good enough.

Hong Kong - For biological terrorism in the form of SARS

Antartica - Because it'll make a change from a bloody hot desert.

Nauru - Because it poses an unspecified threat to US security largely because George W Bush doesn't know where it is, or what's there.

Northern Ireland - Why else was Tony Blair was so eager to help out with Iraq?

Milan - Because it sounds like Islam.

Vatican City - Why declare war on just one religion?

Russia - Because the cold war is unfinished business too.

Middle Earth - Middle East, Middle Earth - whats the difference? George Bush has also heard that they are amassing a huge army of Orcs.

USA - Been proven to be in possession of weapons of mass destruction.

 

purloiined from Gorsky.Comedy, sorry