Iran - Osama bin Laden could be hiding there
Syria - Osama bin Laden could be hiding there
The Mythical City of Atlantis - Osama bin Laden could be hiding there
France - They didn't want to be part of the Coalition of the Willing. Osama bin Laden could be hiding there
Australia - Australian actors and actresses just keep sneaking into America and stealing Oscars.
Taiwan - They are small and easily defeated.
South Korea - Near enough is good enough.
Hong Kong - For biological terrorism in the form of SARS
Antartica - Because it'll make a change from a bloody hot desert.
Nauru - Because it poses an unspecified threat to US security largely because George W Bush doesn't know where it is, or what's there.
Northern Ireland - Why else was Tony Blair was so eager to help out with Iraq?
Milan - Because it sounds like Islam.
Vatican City - Why declare war on just one religion?
Russia - Because the cold war is unfinished business too.
Middle Earth - Middle East, Middle Earth - whats the difference? George Bush has also heard that they are amassing a huge army of Orcs.
USA - Been proven to be in possession of weapons of mass destruction.
purloiined from Gorsky.Comedy, sorry