This old woman goes to the doctor because she has a problem, farting.
She says "Doc, I have this farting problem - but they don't smell and they are silent. I have farted at least 20 times since being here".
The doctor gives her some pills and says to come back in a couple of days

She comes back in a couple of days - and says "Doc I don't know about these pills you gave me , but I still fart, but the smell!!!!! eeew!!! But they are still silent".
The doc says "Well now that we've cleared up your sinuses - let's work on your hearing!
Submitted by: frangipani