HAROLD
Harold was 82 and having some prostrate problems. After examining him the
doctor gave him a specimen jar, saying "Take this home with you and try to
produce a semen specimen. Stop by tomorrow and drop it off so I can run a
few tests." Harold took the jar and headed home.
The next day Harold came in and asked to speak with the doctor. When he
was taken into the office, the doctor asked how he made out.
"Not good, Doc," said Harold. "I went home and tried to do what you said.
Tried with my right hand 'til it was cramped from the arthritis-no luck. I
tried with my left hand until I had blisters-no luck. "I asked my wife to
help me out, so she tried with her left hand and
with her right hand-no luck. She even tried with her teeth in and she
tried with her teeth out-no luck.
"Then we called Edna next door to see if she could help."
"Good grief, Man!" exclaimed the doctor, "you asked your neighbor to help
you?"
"Yep," said Harold, "couldn't none of us get the lid off that jar!!!"