An Italian, a German and a Pole were sitting in a bar drinking and
discussing how stupid their wives were. The Italian says,
"I tella you, my wife, she isa so stupid. Lasta week she wenta to
the supermarket and boughta $300 of meat because ita wasa ona sale,
and we don'ta even have a freezer to keep it in."

The German agrees that she sounds pretty thick but says his wife is thicker
still. "Just last veek she vent out unt spent $47,000 on a new auto,"
he laments, "unt she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The Pole nods and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked
through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still
thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it",
he chuckles. "My wife left to go on a trip to America. I watched her
packing her bag. She must have put about 100 condoms in there and she
doesn't even have a penis!"