West Virginia Divorce
A farmer went to see a lawyer and said,I want a divorce.
The lawyer asked,do you have any grounds?
The farmer said, yea I have 140 acres.
The lawyer said no, you don't understand, do you have a case?
No, I don't have a case I have I have a John Deere.
The lawyer said, what I mean is do you have a grudge?
Yea I have a grudge the farmer said, thats where I keep my John Deere.
The lawyer said, what I mean is does you wife beat you up?
No we get up about the same time.
What I mean is, is she a nagger?
No she's a little white girl, but, the last baby was a little nagger,
thats why I want a Divorce