WHEN SOMEONE SAYS:

"YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT", NOW YOU'LL KNOW THE ENTIRE STORY.......

Jack Schitt was the only son of Owe Schitt and Awe Schitt.  Owe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran a country hotel, the Knee Deep Inn.

Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt and together they produced six children.

Sadly, their first child Holy Schitt passed away shortly after birth, next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.  Then they had two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt.  The last child, a son, was named Bull.

As time went on, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a High School drop out.  Deep Schitt's twin brother, Dip Schitt, married Lotta Schitt, who gave birth to a son, Chicken Schitt.  Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers.

The Schiit-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Hawse Schitt.

Bull Schitt recently married a spicy Italian number, Pizza Schitt and together they wait the birth of their first child, Baby Schitt.

So next time someone says:  "you don't know Jack Schitt!"".......

You can say:  "Not only do I know Jack Schitt, but the entire family as well."