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"A fart is the lonely cry of
an imprisoned turd."
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Steph
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"The week goes by quickly when
you're drunk for three fourths of it."
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Jorge
reflects upon his 21st B-Day
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"Jay, we are NOT going to start
rumors by trying out beds together."
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Monkey
turns down a request at the mall
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"I am disgusted by your drunken
demeanor and potato salad!"
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Drew
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"Want my EZ fuk dicko J?"
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AlanBama
and Panda Bear play with refrigerator magnets
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"Ah, paybacks are a bitch,
and so am I!"
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Monkey
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"For some reason when I see
Austin Powers, I think of Jay"
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Steph
makes a connection
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"Any man who pukes in his own
bed is too much man for me."
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Monkey
upon hearing of Dogg's "accident"
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"Your bear is f**king my dog!"
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Jorge
(context unknown)
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Dogg: "I wish I knew
how to play the banjo..."
Drew: "Yeah, then we'd have
gettaway music whenever we needed it."
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Andy
thinks ahead
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"Hey, they're offering free
blow jobs inside!"
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Jorge
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"I'm a Cobber. I don't
drink."
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Jorge
continues the facade
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"I think George and Jay are
the best names in the world!"
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Cox
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"My goal is to break the 23
month spell and get it on!"
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Carter
McCleed plans her Cornstock
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"Yuck! Urine! Oh wait...beer."
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Mindy
spots random beer
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Dogg: "Who's that, on the TV,
George?"
Jorge: "That's my mama..."
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Watching
Terri Clark on CMT
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"Yeah let's go find the poor white trash..oh wait there's no Walmart in this mall."
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Manda at the Mall of America
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Steph: "You have a lot in your trunk."
Jorge: "Even a taco, I think..."
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The world within the trunk of 1997 Cavalier
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"His steady diet of evil is finally starting to take it's toll..."
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Mad Dogg (context unknown)
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"Yeah, we all know Maren, but not in the biblical way that Jay does."
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Alanbama
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"Sooooo.... I'm bringing....fruit?"
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Mad Dogg struggles with the infinitely difficult "We-Fest Breakfast" Concept.
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"We're too damn small....Not that size is an issue."
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Alan about the Vikings Salary Cap.
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"You gotta show cock! C'mon"
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Shlome's requirements for winning We-Fest beads.
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"I'm not anal about sex."
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Carlee McCleod
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"Mad Dogg's Sweat"
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New name for a Gin and Tonic
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"I'm clean now, but you can get me dirty later..."
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Carlee McCleod
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"I think the interior of you car is rated at 900 watts."
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Drew referring to the interior of Mad Dogg's car
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"I'm the cookie bitch but only for a limited time."
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Panda
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"I think I've just been violated"
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Panda after Mad Dogg tries licking her ear.
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"You're both eating beans so you'll both be blowing ass all night."
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Steph Lea as she serves been to people she barely knows.
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"I'm not drunk; there's just a hill here."
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Jen-phone explains her stagger.
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"Smokey treats"
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Steph Lea's euphemism for cigarettes.
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"Endocrineologists are a dime a dozen."
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Carlee quotes her mother.
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"I've had many a thing come out of my nose, but cheese is not one of them!"
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Again, Carlee
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"4 am comes pretty quickly."
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Steph Lea summarizes We-Fest in a sentence.
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"I ain't showing tits!"
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Shlome turns down an offer to win some beads.
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Andy: "That was last night at the concert, but you were probably getting a drink."
Drew and Dogg in unison: "That's a safe bet!"
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Drew and Dogg on the same page.
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"Playtex? No? Shit.[drink]"
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Drew loses a round of a drinking game.
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"Next thing I know, I'm tits to toes in glue!"
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Mindy's Minnesota colloquiolism
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