Drew
as written by
Monkey

1. Nicknames
        Andy, Loud, noisy guy with a trumpet
2. Turn-ons:
        Monkey
3. Turn-offs:
        People who smoke, rednecks, Jay.
4. Claims to fame:
        Knows everything and anything about the Simpsons
5. Beverage of choice:
        Fu-Fu beer
6. Song that best describes sex life:
        The Man Who Knew to Little :)
7. Song that most describes last date:
        Mission Impossible
8. Life Aspiration:
        Make money, live with Jay, drink profusely
9. If Drew could have three wishes they would be...
        1. Monica
        2. To write for the Simpson's (or to be named as a critic)
        3. Monica :)
10. Strangest/worst habit:
        Living with MTV watchin' pretty boys
11. Funny Drew quote:
        "Uhh...wanna go smoke a blunt?" (In redneck voice)
12. Animal most resembles/acts like etc.
        Poodle (?)
13. What is Drew's theme song?
        The Simpson's Theme
14. Any hidden/amazing talents?
        Andy is the only college student I know that knows whether a Manhattan is mixed correctly.
15. What is Drew's greatest moment?
        Being offered a job with the military and NOT taking it!
16. Something that he wouldn't want the Internet audience to know about him:
        Andy is a secret centerfold for Bad Boy Biker Magazine, He enjoys Simpson's porn and he  never wants to grow up
17. Favorite bar promo (Tea Night, 50 Cent Draws, etc.):
        Anything at the Rock
18. Cartoon character most like:
        Bleeding Gums Murphy - Music is his life and sanity
19. Most successful/most used pick up line:
        Doesn't have one.
20. What Drew REALLY wants to be if  he grows up:
        Cobber band trumpet player for life.
21.  Most embarrassing moment:
        Urinating on Mad Dogg's apartment building at will, when drunk.
22. Why we all love Drew:
        He's just so loveable (gush)
23. What Drew will probably be doing in a few years:
        Living with Jay in the cities, managing some division of a computer company, making lots of money.
24. What character on "Friends" is this person most like?
        Ross!!
25. If Drew could do anything for a living he would...
        Develop highly sophisticated ways of spying on people for the military...wait...they already do this...
26. Vehicle loyalty (Ford, GM, Chevy, Dodge, etc.):
        Vigo!
27. In a movie about Drew's life, the main character would be played by:
        Jim Carrey

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