Jay "MadDog" Koski

as written by AlanBama

 
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Cartoon Character Most Like Jay

Homer Simpson.  Who else?

College Activities: Cobber Band

Jay Koski, MadDog to his friends, "Bitch" to George at times, is originally from "up on da Range" of Northern Minnesota-- Hibbing to be exact.  Jay is the mastermind behind the C-Team website, so all the other pages on the site were done by him.  There are so many people who could do Jay's bio, but it fell to me to attempt to do this.  Hopefully, I do it justice.

Jay has done a lot of things since we graduated, but some of it is between him and the Moorhead Police Department, so I won't go there.  Jay will be working at American Express Financial in Minneapolis, Minnesota during the days and spreading the MadDog legend to bars and pubs in the Cities soon.

As far as personal stuff, I could tell the world about it after spending many summer nights discussing life over baseball games and alcohol, but in the interests of peace and harmony (and the fact that Jay has as much dirt on me as I have on him) I won't get into that here.

How Jay got his nickname

Like most super heroes, MadDog's nickname has grown from one minor incident to the stuff of legend.  The legend goes that one day, while in the middle of one of the great blizzards of 1996-1997, Jay's dorm ran out of beer.  He borrowed as many dogs as he could, used his mattress as a dogsled, and "mushed" his way to the nearest liquor store, a 500 mile trek across the Arctic tundra.  No wait... that's not right- that's a twisted version of the Iditarod.  The honest truth is that Jay bit a kid during recess in fifth grade; the nickname given then has stuck since then.
 

Dish on Jay

Most Embarrassing Moment. Jay might not say it is his most embarrassing moment, but he does get a lot of crap about the incident in the hotel room in Cooperstown where he couldn't find the bathroom in his alcohol-induced condition, so he took an educated guess as to where the toilet was and proceeded to do his business.  It turned out to be a heater in the corner-- it is a good thing it was summer-- if that electric heater had been on, MadDog would have been neutered quickly.

Greatest Moment. I can't comment definitely on this, but I would say that Jay's entire life (with the exception of meeting Mr. Officer of the Moorhead PD) has been great.  To pick one moment from all of them would be impossible for anyone besides the MadDog.

Beverage of Choice. Beer.

Favorite Bar Promo Night. There are so many to choose from-- any time alcohol is cheap, life is good.

Turnoffs. Maren.






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