written by commitee
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Turn Ons:
Bison in pick-ups,
Turn offs:
On certain days Bison in Pickups, Mad Doggs, male chauvanist
pigs, Reid, Celine.
Claims to fame:
Being the world's slowest drinker, former Miss Teen Nor'
Dakotah, making great Hot Sex (in a blender)
Beverage of Choice:
Anything blended. (especially whiskey)
Song that best describes sex
life:
Wide Open Spaces (ouch!)
Song that most describes last
date:
Louisiana Saturday Night
Life Aspiration:
A diamond ring from a Bison, and overall happiness from
a blender.
If Monica could have three wishes,
they would be:
1. Figure
out what the hell she's going to do with her life
2. The
ability to drink faster
3. Convert
a bison into the Cobber way of thinking.
Strangest or worst habit.
Announces that she has a question by saying "Question!"
Funny Monica Quote:
"Any man who pukes in his own bed is too much man for
me."
Animal that most resembles Monica:
Poodle (without question!)
Any hidden or amazing talents:
The saxamaphone, and a good cook, and an AWESOME friend.
What is Monica's greatest moment:
Surviving through a summer of Dining Services and Celine
Something that Monica wouldn't
want the Internet audience to know about:
Not being able to take a blowjob (the shot) on Buck's
dancefloor.
Favorite Bar Promo:
Long Island Ice Tea Nite at the Ground Round
Cartoon character most like:
Daphne (from Scooby Doo)
Best Pick-up line:
Whatever she said when she "leid" the pizza man at the
door.
What Monica wants to be if she
grows up:
Sexual fantasy for hire/phone sex operator.
Most embarassing moment:
Anytime her friends do something to make her embarassed.
What Monica will probably be doing in a few years: Be married to a Bison, and workin' for Great Plains software (strangely as a Sexual fantasy for hire/phone sex operator).
Why we all love Monica:
Kicks us in the butts to get shit done, and she's just
plain awesome!
What character on friends does
she most resemble?
Oddly enough, "Monica."
If Monica could do anything for
a living she would:
Get paid to travel without having to serve watered down
drinks and penis...ummm...I mean peanuts. (Freudian)
Vehicle loyalty: Dodge
In a movie about Monica's life,
the main character would be played by:
Molly Shannon ("Superstar!!!")
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