The Story of

Alan's Left Testicle
Note:  While this story sounds really sick and perverted, it is nothing except the harmless story of a drink and its creation.
nce upon a time, during a long summer afternoon at the annual festival known as We-Fest, some of the folks from Cobberitaville got together to relax and b.s., when one of them said:
 
"I'm in the mood for some experimental drinking."
Drew 

In response to that, one of the members of the group, named AlanBama, suggested a concotion that he had been meaning to try.  To which, he and Drew began to (in the words of Grandpa Bob) "build" a new drink, "conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all" drinks should be tasty and extremely strong.  They "built" this new drink, which was sampled by all.

And it was good.

We mean really good.

Then began the discussion of what this nectar of the gods shall be called.  Various names were suggested, then the MadDog in his infinite wisdom said, "why don't we call it Alan's Left Testicle?"

And so it was.

A second mug containing Alan's Left Testicle was then passed around.

And still it was good, and even stronger.

Then the group started to play a friendly little drinking game; and words started flying around the group, including comments about Alan's Left Testicle.

We present some of these gems now.

Carlee:  "You know, I think my Mom would love Alan's Left Testicle." 
Steph Lea: "I'm allergic to Alan's Left Testicle!"
MadDog: "We've been having a ball with Alan's Left Testicle."
Carlee: "Last time I had Alan's Left Testicle, I didn't feel so well in the morning."
MadDog: "Yeah, well, Alan's Left Testicle will do that to you."
Steph Lea: "Well, now he's going to get a big head and say, 'I could 
kick your ass with just my left testicle.'"
Drew: "I almost choked on Alan's Left Testicle"
AlanBama: "What the hell are you doing?"
Drew: "Icing down my left testicle."
Jen-Phone: "Man, that (referring to Alan's Left Testicle) kicked my ass."
Drew: "Oops... I got a little of Alan's Left Testicle on my chin."

So what the heck is an Alan's Left Testicle?

We're still experimenting with the final mixture and the proportions, but here are the basic ingredigents to make your own Alan's Left Testicle


people have enjoyed Alan's Left Testicle. It took Monica  hours to finish one.