| Do you meet any of theese qualifications? |
| You might be a ricer if: * You need to be remined what your car is "powered by". * Your Muffler is louder than your stereo. * Your stereo is more powerful than your car. * The wing on your car has more lift than the wing of a plane. * The cost of your mods are worth more than the car itself. * Your car has ever been confused with a leaf blower or weed wacker. * You can fit a watermelon or other large fruit in your tail pipe. * You don't know the language of the stickers on your car. * Your car says 0.5 instead of 5.0 * You can't tell if your radio is on because of your muffler. * You put NOS stickers on your car for horsepower. * Your happy you have a big red sticker because gives you 8hp. |
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| **Note to those who are critical of this section—I realize there some potential inaccuracies in this section of my website however they will remain because this section is for humor, not to prove anything.** |