Never heard of Hewitt Parkinson?
Hewitt Parkinson is a series of short stories based on the Harry Potter phenomonon. Please keep in mind that these stories are more accurately called "payouts" of Harry Potter. And they are much funnier, because we aren't interessted at all, in storyline, grammar, spelling or punctuation.
The Books
Book 1, Hewitt Parkinson and the Philosopher's Pizza Shapes.Book 2, Hewitt Parkinson and the Chamber of Pizza Shapes. (In progress)
Book 3, Hewitt Parkinson and the Prisoner of Apricot Jam. (In progress)
Book 4, Hewitt Parkinson and the Packet of Pizza Shapes. (To be completed)
Book 5, Hewitt Parkinson and the Order of the Pizza Shapes. (To be completed)
Book 6, Unknown (To be started)
Book 7, Unknown (To be started)