So, you have made it this far on your GOIG Membership quest.
Now, prepare to die.
If you were alone in the woods, and a tree started bombing your house like a common Yugaslav terrorist, what would you do to the forest?
a) Chainsaw it into little pieces and sell them as souvenirs for ridiculous prices.
b) Bomb the tree's house.
c) Assure yourself that chinesemen don't exist*.
d) Ask it politely to stop.
e) Ask it to report to the UN and get it to refer to clause 17 of the international peace treaty.
f) Burn it down like a common housewife!
*We have already told you that this is extremely racist, so why do you want to do it again?