The current members of GOIG would like to reassure you that apart from our ridiculously high salaries and comfy lounges there isn't anything really all that good about joining us.
Do your worst and, whatever happens, the sofa by the window's MINE.
What would you do if you were told to eat a log? (Considering that you are a terrorist and George Bush started looking at you in a funny way through the TV and speaking in English [as opposewd to his usual wierd language])
a) Bring out a pocketknife and sculpt it into a replica of Venus de Milo.
b) Bomb the tree's house.
c) Assure the log that chinesemen don't exist*.
d) Cook the person in a big pot and serve him to the poor.
e) Ignore him and go and eat some cheese.
f) Burn it down like a common housewife!
*This could possibly have serious side-effects on the mental health of the log